Abington police ask singles to turn in their outlaw exes this Valentine’s Day
ABINGTON – Have an ex you can’t stand with an outstanding warrant, or perhaps an old fling who slings drug as a side hustle?
If so, the Abington Police Department wants to treat them to a “Valentine’s Day surprise.”
In a jocular Facebook post, the small Plymouth County town’s police department said:
Now, this Valentine’s gag is perhaps more cynical than the zoo in San Antonio, Texas, that will name a cockroach after your ex before feeding it to an animal on Valentine’s Day.
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